How to good-bye depression

A few years ago, I ran into this book on Amazon with a description that made me laugh so hard I cried. Is this for real?

How to good-bye depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

What’s not to love? Horrible, badly-translated English? Check! Ludicrous topic? Check! Comments from readers almost as funny as the book itself? Check!

Check out the book’s description:
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

What does that even mean? Whatever it is, I’m fairly certain I don’t want to get to know how to shoot out my immaterial fiber through the wonders of anal constriction. Some people have far too much time on their hands. Damn funny, though! :)

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